The self-proclaimed adrenalin capital of Africa: Swakopmund.

Heading towards the dunes   The final ascent

We ventured for sandboarding, Aaron and Andy went for the stand up version while Katherine and I went for lie-down. Standing up seems pretty similar to snowboarding which the same technique used to turn and manoeuvre.

Seconds later, it didn

The lie down version is more, lie on the board and go down hill as fast as you can! We all had a fantastic day playing in the dunes but why can’t somebody put in lifts like you get a ski resorts?!

Louise on her Kalahari Ferrari   Sunglasses don't do much to keep the sand out of your eyes.

For the record: Aaron was fastest at 72kmph, while Louise and Andy both got 70kmph. Which feels mighty fast with only 5mm of hardboard between you and the sand!

About 120 km north of Swakopmund, on the coast of Namibia, is Cape Cross Seal Reserve. The beach is covered in hundreds of thousands of seals all barking to each other.

A happy mummy seal   This is an ex-pup

The smell of the place is awful and lingers on your clothes of hours afterwards. Dotted throughout the colony are small pups, all about 6 months old. The better fed ones are plump and satisfied in their waddles. The others are underfed, some starving. Littered in with the seals are the skeletons of the pups that didn’t make it – appropriate to the name of the area, Skeleton Coast.

Despite being adorable, this little fellow looked pretty scrawny.

A few casual prospecting jaunts on the drive turned up some interesting gem stones – rose quartz, magnetite, schorl, and a few other unidentified lumps. Louise even found a diamond! nice shiny stone!

The most recent casualty of the Skeleton Coast, the Zeila was already decommissioned and being towed to Walvis Bay when it went adrift.   Aaron, undertaking some casual prospecting in the Namib desert

On our way to the Namibian border we called in to see the rock art at Tsodilo Hills. The guide book described a 30 minute drive up a brand new dirt road but in reality it was 40km drive along a no longer new dirt road taking over 1 ½ hours!

Camping was free and we later discovered why. The toilets and showers where anything but clean, with no hot water despite a line of solar heaters outside. Resident cows had made a mess of the campsite, inviting a host of flies and keeping us awake all night (we were also repeatedly warned that the cows eat clothes, so not to hang our washing up to dry).

From the left, a hyena, lots of warthogs, two giraffes, and eland and a zebra   Probably the closest Louise will ever come to a rhino

We had a tour of the paintings, following the Rhino trail the next morning. The best point of the tour was when the guide took us climbing through some of the caves, he obviously enjoyed this part the best. For the rest, he was no more interested in the paintings than the names carved into baobab trees.

Two very different looking rhinos, and some warthogs   The rhinos after which the Rhino Trail is named

The first paintings were put on about 10,000 years ago. We don’t know how they know that, as the first remaining ones are about 3,000 years old. Still a pretty impressive time for a mixture of charcoal, blood and fat to cling to a rock face.

Our guide Phetolo demonstrating a reflex and coordination game - throw the rock in the air, move the small stones around, then catch the rock again.   Some real scrambling!

Our easiest border so far has to be crossing from Botswana into Namibia, taking only 15 minutes and the majority of that time was spent waiting from Andy at the toilet! Botswana, Namibia and South Africa are all in one customs union, making it more similar to old-style European crossing than other African crossings.

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hello my name is krissie, i am white and live in the usa, i just found your videos of africa, i think theyre great! just a quick question, the past few months i have become OBSESSED with white people in africa considering its only been a few months that i learned white people actually LIVE in africa!! yes its true, 31 yrs old and had no clue!!! its funny and embarassing at the same time, anyway are you from africa?and if so where?do u still live there? and isint it incredibly dangerous for whites in africa ESPECIALLY zimbabwe?!?!?!?thanks for your time

For your much-anticipated viewing pleasure, here is the African Safari Song. I’d recommend clicking on the little “360p” icon to the bottom right and selecting the highest resolution – probably 480p. It might give you better sound quality, which is what it’s all about.

Many thanks to Connor, who we first met with his other half Louise in Livingstonia, Malawi, where he was working as a doctor and Louise as a teacher. Connor, we’ll send royalties to you as soon as they start rolling in.

We’re spoiling you for videos just now. And there’s another one on the way. It’s going to be a treat. If I were you, I’d rush out and buy that 96″ widescreen TV you’ve been holding off on, just to be ready for tomorrow’s video.

But for now, here’s today’s video. It’s about Malawi. Enjoy.

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It's a spider. That much we knew. The rest, we didn't want to.

Delta!

There are two readily accepted ways to see the Okavango Delta. One is by aeroplane, and the other by Mokoro (an unusually stable dug-out canoe, punted from the back). Multiple day camping trips are arranged by every campsite and lodge along the bounds of the delta, and we arranged one via Old Bridge Backpackers – it was much cheaper than those arranged through Audi Camp, where we had holed up.

Braking off from the line of mokoros. This is what the Okovango Delta looks like, for hundreds of miles.

Aaron and Katherine didn’t fancy the remote camping, so opted for a one day trip, with a day in Maun afterwards. Louise and myself took the first and second day off on the whole trip that we haven’t spent with some form of trip-related work, and packed our Coleman tent, MSR stove, Rab jackets and Thermorest mats (sponsorship welcome!).

After a 45 minute speed-boat trip, we piled into the dugouts and all headed in a line into the swamp, with Louise and I at the front, breaking the spiderwebs and clearing the flies for the others. After an hour or so, Obusetswe (or “Obi”) pulled us off for a break – the other mokoros were all day trippers, so we had a little more time for the journey.

Palm trees at dusk

We all ended up in the same area, although with water levels the highest for 35 years we’re not sure if it was actually the same island any more. The day trippers had a couple of hours for a wildlife walk on the island and a picnic lunch, before returning. For us the relaxation began once the flies were brushed off and the webs shed.

When on foot, a close encounter becomes breathtaking.

We had a beach to ourselves, and so it stayed for the next 24 hours. It passed in a cloud of books, diaries, wood carving and sleep, mixed with walks through the islands, scattered with herds of antelope, zebra, elephants etc. Fresh lion footprints indicated we were being watched much of the time!

The delta itself is rather odd. Unfathomably big, it is near uniform depth all over – any tourist foolish enough to fall in, provided they were not chomped by a hippo or snapped by a croc, could wade through the reeds indefinitely. Neither of us could get our minds to snap out of the feeling that we would soon reach either the edge, or open water. But for hundreds of miles it continues, the same depth, full of reeds, palm trees and bushes growing up through the water.

A quick trip through one of the deeper channels. I had a go at poling the mokoro, and did quite well. Louise wouldn't set foot in it with me though.

As the floods recede in a few months, more islands will appear, and only the deepest channels remain. But for now, the people around the delta are loving the bountiful conditions the unusually deep water brings.