We have a box in the back called “consumables.” It contains nuts, bolts and washers from M6 to M12, insulating and duck tape, cable ties of various sizes, cable tie anchors, electrical and tying wire, fuses, a few switches, crimp connectors, relays, sanding paper, rivets, scotch-lock fasteners, solder, wheel nuts, a couple of thermostats, a radiator cap, light bulbs, inline fuel filters, gas lighter and blow-torch refill canisters, super glue, hot-melt glue, fibre-glass repair kits, para-chord, rope, jubilee clips, o-rings, exhaust putty, high-temperature sealant and one or two other bits and pieces.
No one thing in it was packed with a specific use, but it’s been the most often reached for box when anything needs fixed, from frozen pipes at Louise’s family farm on Boxing Day to a more interesting job last week.
Both Surfs had after-market security systems fitted when we left. In Ben, this was a rather nice all-singing all-dancing alarm, with motion sensors, remote central locking, the works. In Finn, there was a rather simpler “Toad” immobiliser, with key-fobs on each key which had to be beside the ignition for the engine to start.
Ben’s alarm went off one morning when we were illegally camped in Croatia (camping wild anywhere in Croatia is strictly illegal, and there are no open campsites in the winter). The siren was promptly ripped out with pliers and only saved from being hit by a large hammer by Kester’s managing to disable the whole system by pressing random buttons on the fob. It still lies dormant, but the backup battery in the siren should be dead by now.
Fiinn’s lasted a bit longer. One fob was a bit dodgy since we got it, and when the good one got bilharzia and died, it was time to get out the cutters once again. This time we had a bit more time, so the wire from the remote sensor at the ignition and the flashing LED were traced back to the computer, and wires from there traced to the door switch, 3 separate grounds and 2 sources of power, the ignition signal wire and the relay which turns on and off the engine control. The system is now simplified – a concealed switch does the same job, but at a fraction of the ability to go wrong.

The job took a switch, 3 metres of wire, insulating tape, duck tape, three straight crimp connectors, two female spade crimps, and half a dozen cable ties. The switch I had wasn’t ideal, but we managed to find a perfect one in a local market – the guy was busy hack-sawing a stack of mother-boards into pieces so I thought he was the right man to ask.
So far, every single thing packed in the consumables box has been of use, and none is depleted – creating a list of items needed to maintain two 18 year old 4x4s on a long journey was an interesting and rewarding task, and one which so far seems to have paid off.
